Things I have realised since moving to Cardiff:
1) Vodka and squash is the best thing ever
2) Nobody really likes Vk’s, apart from on Wednesdays when they’re £1.25 at Llyods
3) Some Wetherspoons turn into “discos” at night. They’re the best thing ever.
4) If you put Black current juice in Strongbow it no longer tastes like piss
5) I’m really shit at “I have never”
6) I awkwadly hug people I don’t really know at lot when drunk
7) If you listen to it enough, you will like shitty pop. People who turn their noses up at one direction will sprint onto the dance floor when they come on in a matter of weeks
8) I need to pre-warn people that I am a brilliant rapper otherwise they’re just too shocked when 99 problems comes on
9) Expiration dates on food are just there to hold you back
10) pre-pre drinks are the way forward.
Pub Golf on Wednesday. It’s not even an effort for because I already own sweater vests. Sweater vests are cool.
